I was walking down to the record store one day when I passed this clown walking up in the opposite direction. She was just like those clowns you see on tv: a huge foam red nose, a mulicolored polkadot jumpsuit, and yellow yarn hair with a huge purple flower, except her makeup was all runny and gross looking. I couldnt help but stare. And she stared back. All of a sudden as I walked past her, I fell forward onto the sidewalk. As I looked up, I saw her towering over me with a horrible sneer on her face. Then she kicked me in the stomach and yelled, "Thats exactly what you deserve!" and walked away. I laid there, hunched over in pain, confused.
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